pastthemoonandthestars: i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
People who hate Sam make me so sad. They are...
casfeathers: mixgoldenphoenix: gracelesscas: i would pay good money for a navigation system voiced by cas “I-I don’t understand. Why did you not turn when I told you to?” “You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can throw you back in.”
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
generalknoxx: triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/ the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that
ghostingthespace: whatsgoingon12: riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea .wait yeah, what does tea have to do with their personality?
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
gymleaderfrank: If my mom knew I had 57 tumblr followers she would stop telling me what to do.
fuckinq: sexcake: does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants me but it’s never an accident
bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
firelordazula: do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
the-winchester-initiative: SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS